Funny profiles for dating

12-Nov-2015 16:59 by 6 Comments

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We perused hundreds of dating site profiles and headlines for red flags or dullsville, so you don’t have to. There are more cringe-worthy headlines than we thought possible.Biggest offenders include those where the author’s lack of imagination or energy just scream out “I can’t be bothered”, or “I’m lame” which of course, all reveal clues about character, intelligence, or confidence.

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Let’s be realistic—most of us enter zip code and age parameters, and then narrow the criteria with a custom search for a word of interest, such as 'brewpub', 'warriordash', or 'camping' Then, as soon as humanely possible we get to the photos.The most lenient judges were all age 28 or under, with the exception of one (she was 32, but notice that’s under the “cutoff of death” age 33).That being said you should also realize that most guys who submitted their profiles are guys who are a little more sexual and player-ish, simply because of the nature of this blog and its audience.If the photos don’t cut it, we generally don’t click on the person. But if we make it past the photo, skimming profiles, the first thing you'll notice is the profile tagline.This little ditty can compel us to read further, or it can cause us to roll our eyes and move on.If a person be bothered to think of a few interesting words strung together to represent themselves, imagine how stimulating they would be on a date!

Just as bad are those which scream of desperation, or have a rescue complex. All we did was look at some random pages of dating profiles and just pulled these typical taglines.

Of course this is going to turn off some older women while turning on younger women.

If we ever do this contest again, and I think we will, perhaps I will do an age-split where I have three sets of judges, one set 18-23, one 24-32, and one 33-45.

So based on the results of the contest, 1500 characters does indeed seem to be some kind of “sweet spot”.

The odd thing is that this conflicts with my own online dating testing, in that the longer my profiles are, the higher response rate I tend to get.

Some women are looking to date and have fun, others are looking for a husband, others don’t really know what they’re looking for.